am i too late
I call SuperWhoLock the Bermuda Triangle because everyone dies and all the ships sink
This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten
am i too late
Give me at least one character and the reason you chose them. It can be based on looks or personality.
I’ve basically hit 200 followers (give or take a few) so I thought I would do a give away!!
Awwwww, yiss! I love free things! What are you giving away Hem?!
Oh I’m giving some of that good stuff away alright.
The first place winner can chose for me to make them either a scalemate:
orrrr, they can choose to commission a god tier cape! (I’m excluding Bard, because fuck that) Knight would be the easiest for me to do (since I already have a pattern drafted) but I’m willing to try to make you whatever you’d like. Here’s a sample of a Knight of Blood cape that I’ve made:
Unfortunately, if you choose to have me make you a cape, it might take a while because I need to finish the commissions that I’m getting paid for first. So if you want something quick I’d suggest a scalemate!
If you don’t want either of those things and you still win (why you would reblog it I don’t know) I could probably make you another stuffed animal with the bazillions of stuffed animals patters I have.
The second place winner will get to choose a scalemate! I’ll make you your very own scalemate with what ever colors you want! Cool!! If you’re following me I’ll probably add some more crap to the box because why not!
The third place winner gets a mystery box!! What’s in the box? Who knows! It could be anything from a shit ton of candy to some random cool shit that I have in my room! There will probably be something homestuck related! Cool!!
Ok Hem! These things are awesome, but what’s the catch?
Great asking, cause I’ll mention the rules and stuff!
- you don’t have to be following me, but if you are I’ll probably add some stuff if you win
- I’ll ship internationally, idc man.
- have your askbox open so I can contact you
- you have to be willing to give me your name and address. If I could I would go to the post office and tell them to ship cool stuff to tumblr user Pizza, but they can’t because they don’t know who tumblr user Pizza is
- reblog as much as you’d like, like it, idc just don’t annoy your followers
- contest ends 1 pm on July 19th. I will choose the winners then and send them an ask. If no one responds within 2 days, I will choose someone new to fill that spot. I’m obnoxious, I’ll send multiple asks before that happens.
- don’t expect to get your cool package within the week though. I have to make these things and I work 7 days a week. I’ll send you an ask/email/skype message/pigeon when I’m done to confirm the address and so you’ll know when to start watching the post man with hungry eyes.
(As a note, I’m going to be writing down usernames if the post gets a lot of notes and use a random number generator. I will try to be fair as possible)
thIS ENDS ON MY BIRTHDAY
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
Bold what applies to you:
- I have/had piercings besides the ears.
- I want piercings besides the ears.
- I have a scar.
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have/want a tattoo.
- I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/had braces
- I have more than two piercings.
- Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
- I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I’ve had my pants rip in public.
- I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.
- I’ve gotten stitches.
- I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I’ve had chicken pox.
- I’ve been to Florida.
- I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been to California.
- I’ve been to Asia.
- I’ve been to Africa
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
- I’ve been to the Caribbean.
- I’ve been to Europe.
- I’ve gotten lost in my city.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve wished on a shooting star.
- I’ve seen a meteor shower.
- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
- I’ve slapped someone.
- I’ve kissed someone underwater.
- I’ve chugged something.
- I’ve crashed a car.
- I’ve been skiing.
- I’ve auditioned for something.
- I’ve been on stage.
- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
- I’ve pranked someone.
- I’ve ridden in a taxi.
Honesty / Crime
- I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
- I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
- I’ve snuck out.
- I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.
- I’ve been in a fist fight.
- I’m afraid of dying.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone/something die.
- Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
- I have attempted suicide.
- I’ve thought about suicide before.
- I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
- I own over 5 rap CD’s.
- I like anime/manga.
- I collected comic books.
- I own a lot of makeup.
- I own something from Pac Sun.
- I own something from The Gap.
- I own something I got on E-Bay.
- I own something from Abercrombie.
- I thrive on compliments.
- I thrive on hate.
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others easily.
- I watch the news occasionally or always.
- I don’t like to kill bugs.
- I sing in the shower.
- I’m a morning person.
- I’m a sports fanatic.
- I twirl my hair.
- I care about grammar.
- I love to spam friends.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I bake well.
- My favourite colour is either white, yellow, pink, blue, red, black, violet, or orange.
- I would wear pajamas to school.
- I like Martha Stewart.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
- I’m really ticklish.
- I like white chocolate.
- I bite/used to bite my nails.
- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- ..used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
- ..called me fat.
- ..have said I’m skinny.
- ..have said I’m ugly.
- ..have said I’m pretty.
- ..have spread rumors about me.
- ..force me to eat.
- ..say I eat too much.
- ..say I eat too little.
- I’ve lost weight.
- I’ve gained weight.
- I’m at my thinnest.
- I’m at my biggest.
- I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
- I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
- My weight affects my mood.
- I diet.
- I am/was a vegan/vegetarian.
- I exercise.
- I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
- I’ve been diagnosed with an eating disorder
- I’ve sworn at my parents.
- I’ve planned to run away from home before.
- I’ve run away from home.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want kids in the future.
- I’ve had kids.
- I’ve lost a child.
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
- I’m single.
- I’ve gone on a blind date.
- I have/had a friend with benefits.
- I miss someone right now.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I’ve gotten divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
- Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- Someone’s told me they loved me when I didn’t love them back.
- I’m a cuddler.
- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
- I’ve hugged a stranger.
- I’ve kissed a stranger.
- I regularly drink.
- I can’t swallow pills.
- I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
- I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
- I have/had anxiety problems.
- I shut others out when I’m upset.
- I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
- I have taken/take anti-depressants.
- I’ve slept an entire day before.
- I’ve plotted revenge.
OH MY GOD SO I WAS LISTENING TO WEIRD AL WHILE BLOGGING
AND THIS SONG CAME ON
AND I JUST
GODDAMNIT HOMESTUCK WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME
“what you gonna do, cry about it?”
havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo